- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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