A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

a man said hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Women's rights.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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