- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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