- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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