- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hi penis ham telephone

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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