- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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