- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

woman's rights

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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