knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock knock. Its open.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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