- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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