How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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