where's mom I killed her

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You are joking right?

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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