Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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