why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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