- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Obama = ebola

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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