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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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