- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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