- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock Who's there

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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