What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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