What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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