Whats worse than suicide? death

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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