whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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