Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why? Why not?

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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haha

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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