- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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