- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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