- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I'm so punny.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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