Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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