- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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