- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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