- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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