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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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