- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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