- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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