- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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