What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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