- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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