What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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