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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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