What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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