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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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