Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Your girlfriend.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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