- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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