Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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