- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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