- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Women's Rights

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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