What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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