Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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