- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

One, two, three, four and five

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What page are you on The gay page.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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