I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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