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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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