- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Japan

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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